Oily with a touch a chlorine flavor, and a buttery finish
Medium alkaline, oily and viscous, this water, with a sense of acridity with it anyway, has a taste of chemical floating above the cushion of softness, a kind of sharp bitterness to it, kind of like a bad tasting almost butter milk funk, that cuts through the vastly round body and mouthfeel
Heavy and dense with a buttery finish.
There is no lightness. And way too oily – not even oily. Like lard. Its sticks to your throat. After three gulps there’s a bad aftertaste and a sense I just at some cold bacon grease straight from the fridge. Except less tasty. And not what you want when your thirsty. Drink tap, please.