A throat coating greasy and unctuous water that might get those pipes moving, if your desperate. Somewhat sweet. Long, soft, plush spongy taste after sipping fills the mouth and rounds in out. Sycophantic in its fatness, obsequiously oily, painting it all along the alimentary canal. Even my throat feels full. I feel like the Suez, with an an oil rig stuck halfway down my pipe. While I haven’t tasted them side by side, this greaser is a contender for the poor man’s Fiji Water, and is sold exclusively, I think, at CVS— where I got my Covid 19 vaccine shot.