A loamy, almost earthy and tea inflected water, wooly and greasy in texture. Metallic and slightly bitter taste like deep, fresh soil-ed, greasy soap sponge. Leaves me with a bit of heartburn or sense of roughness. Somewhat bready, but with no lightness to the butter or cream. I cannot stress how spongy and wooly almost rough it is. Dense. There’s give in the supple, full body, a plushness to be expected, but it has such a deep, textured, bracing heaviness to it. Skip this bottle, and save the plastic. Throw some snow melt over a sweater in dirt at the bottom of a ravine, with some sweaty lost mittens, or greasy garage sock.