Perrier Sparkling Water: Tasting Notes
Very bright and steamed with sun. Like hard rain on a sunny day on a sunburn. Tongue piercing howl of radioactive rainbow mineral. And it juts you, like a driving hazard: like a cobblestone puddle. So salty and funky it is a total toe lick. Darkly lit calcium rich bricks inside of an old city church? More salt: bright cold sea foam in the distance. Pummels you with stone. Until your dead and need something to balance the salty acid.
Water Quality Report
- Total Dissolved Solids (TDS), 480!
- pH, 5.8!
Perrier Shelf Talker
