A mouthful of jumbo street chalk. Dry as a desert, or afterschool math class hands. A hint of burnt match sulfur, but somewhat like a cava? Bubbles the size of your fist. Wet dog. Stupidly friendly. Would compliment inexpensive yellow cake for a young niece’s child birthday party, as it has already almost a whiff of smoke and sweet chewy wax. Why not? Recycle the can, or better yet buy a Sodastream.